March 21, 2010

Tel Aviv, Israel — When its a Tuesday morning and you’re out in da club, you’ll see that everyone dances on bars here. And by everyone, I mean probably over 50% men. I’m all for gender equality so I think this is fantastic. Without it how could we deal with the hermaphrodites?

But anyway, these booty-shaking Israeli toughguys, not unusually “arsim” which are the Israeli version of guidos, have some pretty solid motivation to Shakira their hips at a high altitude. After all, who could resist a jam like “After BaSdinim”? It’s a home-land-brewed techno masterpiece that can compete with the bewitching allure of “Stereo Love”. I know if I had the chance I’d be dancing on a bar to this song. There’s just no room for me up there with all of the dudes.